Why does it matter which deck you used ?

[Raggydoll]

If anyone wants to play along and add more tongue-in-cheek examples, please feel free 😊 

 

An imaginary reading…

Sitters question: "What do I need to know about this pregnancy?" 

 

Card - The Sun

 

RWS - All will go well, the child looks to be in good health but might be on the bigger side. Possibly a summer birth. 
 

THOTH - You may be expecting twins! The angel wings should however be taken as a warning: if you insist on surrounding your kids with scorpions, lions and angry bulls, they may end up as angel babies. 
 

 

LO SCARABEO TAROT - You might require a c-section. Luckily the surgeon will feel confident, both with the outcome of your procedure as well as with his personal looks.  
 

TAROT OF THE PAGAN CATS - You will feel lazy and want to rest a lot. This pregnancy will also make you properly domesticated and housebound. 
 

BOHEMIAN GOTHIC - You are about to give birth to a future sociopath. The child will end up killing everyone around him, with the exception of his favorite white horse, that he has named ‘Corpsie’. 
 

 

 

 

[Flaxen]

😂 Love these!

 

I’m now going to have to go away and find examples of my own…

[Raggydoll]

4 minutes ago, Flaxen said:

😂 Love these!

 

I’m now going to have to go away and find examples of my own…

Wonderful, I look forward to it 😊

[Mister]

This is great!

Thank You!

[gregory]

OOH me too ! But I do seriously hope it makes people THINK a bit when they post readings and don't say !

[Raggydoll]

16 minutes ago, gregory said:

OOH me too ! But I do seriously hope it makes people THINK a bit when they post readings and don't say !

Yeah, I hope this helps to illustrate the importance of naming the deck 😊 But also, the importance of choosing a suitable deck depending on the situation! 

[Scarlet Woodland]

The Bohemian Gothic one took me out 🤣

[Rupicapra]

The Wrestling Tarot: it will be a natural birth  😉 

 

 

Mods: please feel free to delete if too rude/personal/upsetting. 

 

 

[Raggydoll]

10 minutes ago, Rupicapra said:

The Wrestling Tarot: it will be a natural birth  😉 

 

 

Mods: please feel free to delete if too rude/personal/upsetting. 

 

 

Omg 🤣

[RunningWild]

21 hours ago, Raggydoll said:

BOHEMIAN GOTHIC - You are about to give birth to a future sociopath. The child will end up killing everyone around him, with the exception of his favorite white horse, that he has named ‘Corpsie’. 
 

This is brilliant!!  🤣

[gregory]

Deviant Moon. The twins you bring forth will finally expose the affair you had.... (Apologies to all PoC here, but...)

 

Catavasya: Your child will be the ultra nervous type and require special attention at school.

 

Anna K. Baby ? What baby ? Is this a phantom pregnancy ?

 

Alchemical Emblems:  I have no idea what's going on here but the 12 week scan doesn't look good.

 

 Morgan Greer: There won't be a pregnancy till you stop talking about it and take some action.

 

Wildwood: you will have a heart attack during delivery. Make sure and warn your ob/gyn in advance,

Edited December 11, 2022 by gregory

[Raggydoll]

Lightseers tarot: It looks like you got pregnant during the alien abduction last midsummer.
 

[joy]

Oh, my this is hilarious! Please everyone this is all about having fun and nobody intends to offend anyone, so please everyone keep them coming!

 

[fire cat pickles]

Wild Unknown Tarot:

 

Q; "Am I pregnant?"

 

A: "You can't get pregnant that way..."

 

 

 

Edited December 11, 2022 by fire cat pickles

[Raggydoll]

I was wondering when that card would come up 🤣 @fire cat pickles!! 

[Scarlet Woodland]

33 minutes ago, fire cat pickles said:

Wild Unknown Tarot:

 

Q; "Am I pregnant?"

 

A: "You can't get pregnant that way..."

 

 

 

New meaning unlocked. Thanks... I think? 🤣

[fire cat pickles]

5 minutes ago, Scarlet Woodland said:

New meaning unlocked. Thanks... I think? 🤣

Just a tip.

[KiMo]

Took me a while @fire cat pickles 🙈😂 It's a bit like one of those is it a duck or is it a rabbit pictures...

[Flaxen]

The Aquarian Tarot

Q. What do I need to know about this pregnancy?

A. Be prepared. You are going to be very bloated and have a huge baby. 
 

 

[Raggydoll]

Renaissance Deck: You have chosen the right adoptive parents. Your child will be very loved. 
 

[fire cat pickles]

Grimaud's Arnoult Besançon Tarot

 

Q: "What will I be doing this weekend?"

A: "Taking ecstasy and dancing on the Bear float in a Gay Pride Parade."

 

[Misterei]

On 12/11/2022 at 10:27 AM, Scarlet Woodland said:

New meaning unlocked. Thanks... I think? 🤣

Ya know I didn't get this ... and then I did.

I never read with Wild Unknown b/c I just don't connect with it ... but now i will NEVER be able to read with this deck.

Once it has been seen ... it can't be unseen. *sigh*

[Raggydoll]

1 hour ago, Misterei said:

Ya know I didn't get this ... and then I did.

I never read with Wild Unknown b/c I just don't connect with it ... but now i will NEVER be able to read with this deck.

Once it has been seen ... it can't be unseen. *sigh*

Clearly you haven’t seen this thread below 😄 That’s where the discussion around that sun card started. Viewer discretion is advised 😊😅

 

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[Jewel]

Going back to the pregnancy question ...

 

Alice Tarot - You are going to have goofy looking twins that will confuse you, gas light you, tell you that you are not real and make you cry.  Bet you did not see that coming!

 

Pirates Tarot - Labor is going to be rough, but once it is over it will feel like sunset on a Caribbean Island and you will have a treasure to enjoy!

 

Edited March 8, 2023 by Jewel

[Grandma]

 

Nicoletta Ceccoli Tarot

Better hope it's not a breech birth. Assuming that is the baby, I mean. If it's the mother, I'd say be prepared for a multiple birth.

 

PS - @Jewel!!!!!!!!! I've missed you!

Edited March 8, 2023 by Grandma